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Drone-o-bot

You are walking down the street minding your own business. You have an uncanny feeling of being watched. You look around but there is no one. You pick up your pace but now you have a small spot on your back that feels like it’s burning. You try to rub it off but instead it gets worse. Then as the sun shines through the clouds you see a large bird-like shadow being cast on the sidewalk. You tilt your head upwards, having to shield your eyes from the brightness of the sun, and then you see it. You stop dead in your tracks, for hovering above you with a laser pinpointed right between your eyes, is the silent Flying Drone-Bot. It takes your breath away for a moment then you remember hearing that if you ever looked up and saw one, it would be the last thing you ever saw.

Poof!

Visit Alphabots! There you can see all kinds of robots—friend, foe or otherwise. But do so at your own risk!

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eensyweensybot

The Eensy-Weensy bot went up the water spout, down came the rain and washed the bot out…and that is exactly what the function of the Eensy-Weensy bot is. With its tiny size and razor-sharp blade, it can fit into any pipe or spout and clear out your most stubborn organic clog. The patented flywheel chopping blade on top of its head can be programmed to pulverize any dense blockage in seconds, from leaves to limestone. The Eensy-Weesy bot is so efficient, pipes that haven’t been clear in years will be clean as a whistle in no time. Come on now, Eensy-Weensy bot, there’s a problem in the bathroom…then Grandma is next!

Disclaimer: Eensy-Weensy bot, its inventor and manufacturer, will not be held liable for the mis-use of their product. Must be operated by persons 18 years or older. Do not operate while drowsy or under the influence of a substance that may effect your judgment.

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Dogbot

Sit boy…stay…good Dogbot! Now you can eat your favorite crunchy meal of rusted nuts and bolts kibble. Later we’ll go to the dog park and maybe some of your pals like Astro, Santa’s Little Helper and Scooby Doo will be there!

What’s this on the rug Dogbot? No, Dogbot, No! It’s back to the scrap metal pile for you!

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